Autocrat's Solution
Words by : Dagonell the Juggler
Tune of : When Johnny Comes Marching Home ( More or less )
The tourney's cancelled due to rain,
WE'LL BLAME IT ON JOHN THE PELL!
The M.O.L. is going insane,
WE'LL BLAME IT ON JOHN THE PELL!
The marshall's mad, the field's not dry,
The feastocrat's about to cry,
The soup is ruined, but don't ask why,
WE'LL BLAME IT ON JOHN THE PELL!
The king and queen are late to feast,
WE'LL BLAME IT ON JOHN THE PELL!
The main course is dried out roast beast,
WE'LL BLAME IT ON JOHN THE PELL!
The food is cold, the wine is warm,
The subtlety has lost its form,
It got left out in the thunderstorm,
WE'LL BLAME IT ON JOHN THE PELL!
The pursuivant misplaced the scrolls,
WE'LL BLAME IT ON JOHN THE PELL!
The queen has got a run in her hose,
WE'LL BLAME IT ON JOHN THE PELL!
The whole event has gone in the red,
The seneschal now wants us dead,
But we'll just pass the buck instead,
WE'LL BLAME IT ON JOHN THE PELL!
We will shuck the blame because,
WE'LL BLAME IT ON JOHN THE PELL!
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